God May Hate You, but Esteban Thinks You’re Sexy

If there is anything I wish for at 3:30 AM on a night where I just can’t wait to get to sleep, it’s flipping around on the TV waiting for an Esteban segment on one of the home shopping networks. If you haven’t ever seen this guy, you’re have no clue what you’re missing.

He claims he was “endorsed by Andres Segovia”.  Yea, considering Segovia, a true master, was DEAD by the time he started making this claim, I don’t believe this nutjob either. The guitars he endorses are hunks of crap, but those nutty QVC eat that garbage right up!

In a fantastic issue of Guitar World, they were interviewing Zakk Wylde and the late, great Dimebag Darrell. Zakk went off about how Esteban had the “crotch of power” or something to that end, going on and on about how large his “junk” looked on TV. It was a truly hilarious read.

So, the important thing to remember is that God might hate you, but Esteban thinks you are sexy.